by Ivan........ January 6, 2008
Get the ami theory mug.Tattoo artist, specializing in traditional Japanese tattoos, star of 'Miami Ink',
'Worldwide Tribe',& 'NY Ink'. And most importantly, ridiculously sexy & fantasized by many women. Has the whole badass look & can kick someone's ass, yet be sensitive & responsible at the same time. Older brother of the impossibly sexy Natan Shai James, undiscovered musician & creative director of his clothing line. Was a sniper in the Israeli army (probably looked damn hot in that uniform),the father of 2 girls, & has a wife named Jordan (a.k.a. the luckiest damn woman on planet Earth). Arch rival & enemy of tattoo artist Chris Torres.
'Worldwide Tribe',& 'NY Ink'. And most importantly, ridiculously sexy & fantasized by many women. Has the whole badass look & can kick someone's ass, yet be sensitive & responsible at the same time. Older brother of the impossibly sexy Natan Shai James, undiscovered musician & creative director of his clothing line. Was a sniper in the Israeli army (probably looked damn hot in that uniform),the father of 2 girls, & has a wife named Jordan (a.k.a. the luckiest damn woman on planet Earth). Arch rival & enemy of tattoo artist Chris Torres.
"Did you see the episode of NY Ink where Ami James fought Chris Torres & filpped him over & pinned him down?"
'yes, I was imagining him doing that to me in bed the whole time & had to stop & go masturbate'
"LOL,that was so funny on Miami Ink when as a joke Ami James chased his snake-phobic apprentice yogi w/a snake a client bought in,then jokingly told him to get on his knees & say 'master, stop!'
'Damn.....I would LOVE it if Ami James chased me & told me to get on my knees & call him Master!'
'yes, I was imagining him doing that to me in bed the whole time & had to stop & go masturbate'
"LOL,that was so funny on Miami Ink when as a joke Ami James chased his snake-phobic apprentice yogi w/a snake a client bought in,then jokingly told him to get on his knees & say 'master, stop!'
'Damn.....I would LOVE it if Ami James chased me & told me to get on my knees & call him Master!'
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Get the Ami-phile mug.Only the single most hottest tattoo artist. He's Jewish. From Israel. And needs a licences for the guns he's packing on his arms. Hit shows include Miami ink and NY ink. My panties get wet while I watch the show.
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by Titty Clipper June 3, 2018
Get the Ami'd mug.Noun- A German slang term used to refer to citizens of the United States of America. Originally, coined during the 1950s to describe American soldiers, the word is a shortened version of the German word "Amerikaneri." This term is used frequently in informal speech, especially in areas near an American military base in western German or by the general public in the German Democratic Republic (also known as East Germany).
It is used in a fashion similar to how the terms "Kiwi", "Brit", or "Aussie" are in American English. This means it is mostly used as a neutral or endearing slang term for Americans, though it is sometimes used in a disparaging fashion by Germans expressing anti-American sentiment. Due to the lingering political and cultural divisions between Western and Eastern Germany, anti-American sentiment is more prevalent in formerly communist East Germany. The speaker's intent and the geographic context in which "Ami(s)" is used are important when inferring it if is intended as a slur or an affectionate term.
It is used in a fashion similar to how the terms "Kiwi", "Brit", or "Aussie" are in American English. This means it is mostly used as a neutral or endearing slang term for Americans, though it is sometimes used in a disparaging fashion by Germans expressing anti-American sentiment. Due to the lingering political and cultural divisions between Western and Eastern Germany, anti-American sentiment is more prevalent in formerly communist East Germany. The speaker's intent and the geographic context in which "Ami(s)" is used are important when inferring it if is intended as a slur or an affectionate term.
Example of Ami/Amis in song:
"What is our life worth, when only the sword rules, and the whole world crumbles into dead sand?
But that won't happen because we don't want to perish, so we shout throughout our German land:
,Go home, Ami, Ami go home! Split your atom for peace!
Say goodbye to Father Rhine and don't touch his daughter Lorelei'
Lorelei, as long as you sing, Germany will exist!"
-Lyrics from "Ami, Go Home!", a popular East German military marching tune.
"What is our life worth, when only the sword rules, and the whole world crumbles into dead sand?
But that won't happen because we don't want to perish, so we shout throughout our German land:
,Go home, Ami, Ami go home! Split your atom for peace!
Say goodbye to Father Rhine and don't touch his daughter Lorelei'
Lorelei, as long as you sing, Germany will exist!"
-Lyrics from "Ami, Go Home!", a popular East German military marching tune.
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