call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

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ambulance chaser

1. a lawyer who rushes to the scene of an accident in order
to get the business of anyone who was injured

2. any lawyer(derogatory, also a rude term of adress)

Stupid ambulance chaser. When will they ever get off of my ass.

by Light Joker April 4, 2007

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(n.) 1. Lowest-tier personal injury lawyer possible. Shows up at the scene of accidents/hospitals because he/she has no current casework, and probably no legal expertise, let alone being able to afford an office to work out of.

2. Zombie/Vampire/Necropheliac- cult follower looking for blood/medical supplies/cadavers -- the weirdest people in the entire world.

3. Any lazy or undermotivated individual persuing a half-baked get-rich-quick scheme.

The ambulance chaser showed up in the hospital emergency rooms with business cards that had been printed on construction paper

by Al. October 10, 2003

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Ambulance Chaser

Pretty much self defining, one who chases around ambulances. Ok, to be more specific one who chases ambulances in order to file class action and personal injury lawsuits in the name of fighting for the little guy.

John Edwards is the epitomy of ambulance chaser!

by P. Dizzy October 13, 2004

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