Alterfied

Either altered or modified

Genetically alterfied cucumbers

by lotte26 December 29, 2011

altruize

To unselfishly take care of another person, even when it does not benefit you.

Did not Jesus say "altruize your neighbor?"

by Givethetruth November 12, 2013

Aftertizer

A delicious treat post meal. Or, a fun but brief sex act after a more substantial engagement.

We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!

by Weeds mc April 13, 2019

aftertizer

Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.

"Ooo, cocktail shrimp! I'm having an aftertizer."

by WillaCather April 14, 2019

Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.

An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Alternvte

A god tourney host

Yo are you going to play in the Alternvte tourney tonight?

by Twitch Alt7 September 29, 2021

alternvte

The best Zonewar tourney host

Are you going to play the Alternvte tourney?

by anonymous September 29, 2021