alternateAU

The shortest man on Twitch, possibly in the entire world. Also got grass for hair and is a huge furry weeb femboy.

Biggest plonker in Austria - the AU stands for Autism
Addicted to weeb impact gambling sim -$500 OH NONONO

Oh yeah that alternateAU bloke? Yeah he's a dodgy geeza, odd bloke ent he.

by Neva69 October 24, 2020

assterbater

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008

afternater

When a person loves the books/movie “after”

“I’m a proud afternator”
“Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”

by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

Absterbate

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

by Adam Snider February 11, 2009

Queen of alternative

aka Lana Del Rey

“isnt billie eilish the queen of alternative?”
“no, lana’s queen of alternative. billie’s princess.”

by tsxd September 12, 2020