Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 26, 2020

alpaca

your true and only god
every time someone says "alpaca" everyone must clap their hands

yo dude look an alpaca
*clap hands *

by royishw October 20, 2017

Alpaca

A Somalian boy or man that has frizzy/curly hair like a alpaca

Look at that Somalian kid, he looks like a damn alpaca

by Chamena84 September 01, 2019

Alpaca

A beautiful, lovely animal that will soon plan an alpacalypse and overthrow humans.

Random guy: Dude, liek, did you see those alpacas?
Random guy's friend: OMG liek, yas.

by Watermelon x) February 27, 2018

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama

i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost

by llamaqueenrules December 01, 2019

Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.

"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."

by Alakritous February 20, 2017