Manuel Alejandro

A double latino boy whos dad is from Spain and whos mom is from Peru. He thinks he's funny but his Filipina gf is way funnier than him. He says he's inlove with her and most days she believes him but sometimes she thinks it's just because he's spanish and it's his primitive biological nature to colonise filipina girls. She doesn't mind tho :) He's super nice and kind and is lowkey perfect. Any girl would be extremely lucky to have him. His girl is lucky to have him :p

Person 1: Yo have u seen Manuel Alejandro and his gf?

Person 2: Omg yea i saw them together and i wanted to eat cement and i felt like i was in Spain without the "S"
Person 3: Theyre so perfect together

Person 4: Yea he probably has a large penis

by colonised filipina January 4, 2022

Alejandro

A small creature who is very stubborn and everything he says has to be right.
Very intelligent, but really likes to sleep, good singing voice.

"I love you, Alejandro"

by Pebbles - September 12, 2011

alejandro

lady gaga's penis

lady gaga will p-p-p-poke your face with her alejandro

by Spicy Meatball July 9, 2010

Alejandro

One of the most hottest boys on tik tok, he could literally break my heart and I would apologize. Alejandro if your reading this please run me over with a car run 🏃🏻 ♀️ 🚗

Alejandro: tik tok is my life style

by Space.cowgirl_ November 14, 2019

Alejandro

Alejandro is someone who you would not want to meet

"Fuck here comes alejandro"

by Dtdyshdhdg January 3, 2017

alejandro

He will leave you on seen or be rly dry if u say a joke about him. He also takes hours to respond. If ur in a relationship, he'll call u bro which is cool i guess but sometimes it feels like ur not even dating. He also has a gf to hide the fact that he's gay 😮😮. Overall, i'd give him a 9/10 but thats cause of his looks.

Girl: Has alejandro responde yet?
friend: no its been 4 hours.

by Anniekinz November 21, 2021

Alejandro

A person who you can love very easily, but won’t let you love him.

I really wish I can love Alejandro more.

by Brooke Robinson January 13, 2018