Person 1: hey you look good today
Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama
Person 2: oh ok
Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama
Person 2: oh ok
by C’mon dude it was one time October 23, 2019
Alabama is one of the greatest states in the nation. I don't care what all you Bama haters out there say, the only steryotype down here that's true is the one about our love of football. AND WE'RE ALL PROUD OF IT! So i dont give a flying crap about what you friggin' YANKEES say. Sure, we may have some rednecks, but we're proud of that too. No racism, and some of the greatest food you will ever eat. I end on this note................ROLL TIDE!!!!!
by benmomicboa March 20, 2009
Alabama is a beautiful state, despite what you may have heard. The people are extremely nice, until you get to know them. Most people have Southern accents, they get thicker as you go further south. Intelligent people live there, but they are few and far between. The girls are pretty, but wear three pounds of make-up on their face so who knows what they really look like. Most people in Alabama are racist, whether they will admit it or not. People in the south in general are ignorant to the fact that not everyone from the North is a Yankee. Football is loved by all people, but rivalries are WAY to strong. People are very judgmental and talk about people behind their backs. The food is good, as long as you avoid fast food. I don't think we ever went to a fast food place and got exactly what we ordered. The state is full of very caring people, if only they cared about someone other than themselves for a change. Not a soul is caught dead on a Sunday morning anywhere but church. As for school systems, they need work, BAD. People don't accept ideas that don't match their own. Alabama is not full of rednecks like you might think, they are actually full of people who wear expensive clothes and have expensive things and are really shallow and just want people to think they are loaded. I lived in Alabama for many years, and when my friends and I got bored, the most fun thing we could think of was to go to Wal-mart, and you thought you lived in a boring state..
"You damn Yankees come down here and try to change everything."-The neighbor of a guy from the North who was re-doing the landscaping in his yard in Alabama
by SmileyVampire March 15, 2011
1) A state where there are, obviously, not too many bright people. (Judging by the entries made with stupid & careless spelling errors.) Just watch, now that I've said that, I'll make a dumbass mistake.
2) Stereotyped by pretty much everyone for incest, racism & rednecks.
2) Stereotyped by pretty much everyone for incest, racism & rednecks.
1) omg im lyk frum alabamar & der r hot gurlz hear but we r sooooo misunderstood :(:(:( plz feel soz 4 me. kk???/
2) G-g-gosh! Me uncle is me cousin & me brother all at the same time. Harharharhar.
2) G-g-gosh! Me uncle is me cousin & me brother all at the same time. Harharharhar.
by Tam. H III esq. April 07, 2005
A colony of inbred white American arseholes with guns that hate everyone except inbred white American arseholes with guns.
Sensible European (British, French etc): Where are you from?
Gun-totting fat American: Alabama
European: Shit - RUN before he rapes our animals.
Gun-totting fat American: Alabama
European: Shit - RUN before he rapes our animals.
by ismk February 20, 2008
A silly state where no one wants to live. If you were born in Alabama you have no real future. Alabama is infected with poor people.
My names Bobby-Jo and I was born in Alabama, would you like some corn?
Aw shit Alabama isn't even worth a dictionary definition. Peace out bitches.
Aw shit Alabama isn't even worth a dictionary definition. Peace out bitches.
by CJDJ September 12, 2005
by AllTheaNamesAreTakenLikeBruh February 09, 2021