Piedmont Airlines

A shell of it's once stronger, and respected, original mainline airline service. Since the US Air Merger, they now fly under the American Eagle Brand as a regional Operator and Ground Handler.

God damn, Shit-mont! Always loosing my bags, and delaying my flight! I'll never fly Piedmont Airlines ever again if I can help it!

by BigMoneyBritches24675 September 3, 2022

Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

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by johnparker74 September 25, 2010

airline paste

Semen found in an airline toilet

"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"

by rasputin July 17, 2003

Northwest Airlines

The absolute worst airline in the world to fly known for bad customer service. They treat their passengers like crap and overcharge for lowsy service. You have to pay for just making a reservation itself, for a soda, pillows, blankets, to check in your bag and almost to even use the toilet. When asked by an employee to help you, they role their eyes and speak in a condescending manner. When your trip is over they stick a broomstick up your ass and tell you to beat it.

The carrier is the 5th largest in the U.S. and is headquartered in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. It has major hubs in Detroit, Memphis and Amsterdam with focus cities in Seattle, Los Angeles, New York, Indianapolis, Washington DC and Boston.

Northwest Airlines is disgusting but I will only fly them when I have to.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2007

Naked airline

An airline in which all the stewardesses are naked and it is clothing optional for the passangers.

When John flys he always uses a naked airline.

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

Continental Airlines

A former airline based in Hoston, TX that got oofed by United Airlines in 2010.

I really miss Continental Airlines. It sucks, that it got bought out by United

by ElevatorsByLexi April 12, 2022

Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023