"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
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Queenie's Abstracted Form

A black PP, REDACTED or REDACTED TOY with eyes.
Appeared in TADC episode 3 The Mystery of Mildenhall Manor.
Women are quite wankstains when they use Queenie's Abstracted Form as a REDACTED TOY
by ThomasBloxia October 08, 2024
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abstractional

A mode of thinking and communicating in abstract terms without being bound by a lack of certainty. Abstractional thinking in contrast to transactional thinking allows for vision and accepts uncertainty. Abstractional communications inherently allow for uncertainty and unknown facts rather than being bound by them. Abstractionists tend to be visionary and inventive types. Abstractional is a challenging paradigm for people who are uncomfortable with uncertainty, i.e. transactional people. Abstractional communication does convey tasks to achieve specific goals but rather provides a vision for achieving exceptional results that change paradigms.
Dr. Inventive is very abstractional in communicating his vision for new products and we transactional engineers don't know how to translate this into specific tasks as we don't know how to manage the uncertainty of his paradigm challenging approach to creating new products.
by Bonehead Dr. S March 10, 2018
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Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.
1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!
by Jaegizibe May 02, 2016
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Abstract

Verb

1. To descend into a feeling of abject madness or rage, often tantamount to having a nervous breakdown.
2. To be fiending hard for a substance, experience, or thing, to the point where it can cause a degree of minor insanity.

Origin:

The term “abstract” is a direct reference to the web-series “The Amazing Digital Circus”, where abstraction refers to the phenomena of losing one’s mind and bodily integrity due to total and complete insanity. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the mental strain required to cause abstraction, and is mostly used somewhat hyperbolically within conversation. The term was first used around early November 2023 among a digital circus fan who was fiending for a cigarette, and the humor in it ended up cementing it within the fandom’s lexicon, mostly due to its comedic and referential value between fans.

Alternate Forms: Abstracted (past tense)
Abstraction (noun form)
Abstracting (present tense)
“Shut up before I abstract on your ass, you goon.”

“Can anyone spot me a cigarette? I have been abstracting for a smoke break all day.”

I stg, I am about to abstract with the way that y’all be acting sometimes…”
by Asriel___LOVER November 23, 2023
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Abstract

Verb

1. To descend into a feeling of abject madness or rage, often tantamount to having a nervous breakdown.
2. To be fiending hard for a substance, experience, or thing, to the point where it can cause a degree of minor insanity.

Origin:

The term “abstract” is a direct reference to the web-series “The Amazing Digital Circus”, where abstraction refers to the phenomena of losing one’s mind and bodily integrity due to total and complete insanity. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the mental strain required to cause abstraction, and is mostly used somewhat hyperbolically within conversation. The term was first used around early November 2023 among a digital circus fan who was fiending for a cigarette, and the humor in it ended up cementing it within the fandom’s lexicon, mostly due to its comedic and referential value between fans.
“Shut up before I abstract on your ass, you goon.”

“Can anyone spot me a cigarette? I have been abstracting for a smoke break all day.”

I stg, I am about to abstract with the way that y’all be acting sometimes…”
by Asriel___LOVER January 06, 2024
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Abstract

The act of getting distracted by abs on someone.
"Wow! Look at her!"
"Don't get abstracted."
by KimMinsun August 09, 2022
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