abused kids

a kid who gets his ass beat by his parents and kids at school then when he grows up it continues.

no daddy , don't said sal to his father, don't hit me again. ( abused kids)

by bo3d September 16, 2007

Absera

A beautiful, sweet girl who has a great sense of humor and knowledge. She makes friends easily and stays close with them. If everybody had an Absera, the world would be filled with smiles.

Oh, those kids are laughing at a joke, it must be Absera!

by elyse666 September 22, 2011

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

absent

what zach is everyday

teacher: who’s absent?
eva de bosss: zachs absent...
zach: bRo I sWeAr

by ozziebaby October 27, 2019

bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

by Weeger December 16, 2008

cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

by Alex February 13, 2004

Assed Out

Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.

(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").

by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013