aardvarking

when a person of the male species crushes psychotherapy pills and snorts them through his wiener, like a vacuum.

After sex, Amanda watched her boyfriend aardvarking.

by dj k-swerve August 28, 2012

aardvark

To be hit in the back of the head; To be clubed fatally.

We were playing Halo at chris's house, and jimmy got aardvarked.

by Como December 9, 2004

Aardvark

Slang term for an AK-47, used in Northern California and the Bay Area primarily

"The Aardvark never jams, not like those shitty Ms (M-16s)"

by Dead Rabbit September 26, 2006

Aardvarking

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

by md5375 March 25, 2009

aardvarks nose

when someone has a nose that is fucking huge

damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!

by mrprestwick April 19, 2005

aardwolf

Only the coolest and creepiest animal to ever live. They are only cute as babies because they look like they will eat hopes and dreams when they reach adulthood.

Also a person who was cute when you knew them as a young person and in meeting them later you find that they are scary and might start to stalk you for their next meal.

-Look at that aardwolf baby!

-Watch out, its mother ate my dreamcatcher.

-Look at that girl, she looks crazy and vicious.

-Oh, dude, She was cute in grade school.

by Is that it. May 12, 2010

Loveless Aardvark

n: the most sexylicious poster on 404

adj: sexylicious

Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.

by flik November 4, 2003