aardwolf

Only the coolest and creepiest animal to ever live. They are only cute as babies because they look like they will eat hopes and dreams when they reach adulthood.

Also a person who was cute when you knew them as a young person and in meeting them later you find that they are scary and might start to stalk you for their next meal.

-Look at that aardwolf baby!

-Watch out, its mother ate my dreamcatcher.

-Look at that girl, she looks crazy and vicious.

-Oh, dude, She was cute in grade school.

by Is that it. May 12, 2010

Aardwolf

(noun) a striped, hyenalike mammal of northern Africa that feeds mainly on insects

The aardwolf was looking in a log for termites to snack upon.

by +Henry+ May 20, 2015

Aardwolf

The Aardwolf is a mammal native to Africa that is a part of the hyena family.
Conservation status: Least concern
Genus: Proteles

Me and my brother spotted an Aardwolf while on a safari in Africa

by basil_the_third December 28, 2020

Aardwolf

n. A hyena-like mammal of South Africa, which feeds upon carrion and insects.

The Aardwolf ate the Insect.

by Jeffrey Burns October 20, 2008

Aardwolf

South African carnivorous fox-like quadruped

The aardwolf.

by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016