spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.
Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!
by malc December 7, 2004
mugGet the spankingmug.

spank it

Just like the word masterbait but short and hidden from people who might overhear and think badly. This will be a cover up and people might think you will be having sex without knowing in your head you are going home to masterbait
I'm gonna go home and spank it to that very sexy girl
by ntwn November 18, 2009
mugGet the spank itmug.

spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.
Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1
by Cunning June 27, 2007
mugGet the spankedmug.

Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".
1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.
by DJ delerious June 14, 2009
mugGet the Spankedmug.

spank

a term used for saying something is very cool
Man this chick aleca's is so not spank.
or
Fuck this bitch aleca is so not spank
by Nick Bennett June 20, 2008
mugGet the spankmug.

Spank

Some top notch chronic. Usually some kush or another nice AAA.
Yo check out this spank kush
by Bronze the Illfigure July 22, 2010
mugGet the Spankmug.

Spank, Spank, Push

Usually done Spank, Spank, Rub, this alternate use shows the victim who is control of the situation.
She expected a nice spank, spank, rub but instead received the brutal, yet more honest spank, spank, push. Her lower lip protruted appreciating the fact she knew who's boss.
by Chris Athanas June 12, 2006
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