I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Chick-Fil-A Sauce Simp

Greg and Jess' unexplainable infatuation with a subpar sauce.

I wonder when our DM became such a Chick-Fil-A Sauce Simp.

by Telsiph April 16, 2022

A bad simp

When Sweg lies about playing valorant on his status

Sweg “playing valorant”

The whole server: thats bullshit you’re such a bad simp sweg

by Atcyue November 1, 2020

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022