a penguin invaded my dern school

why did you search this up?

why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019

there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 10, 2010

I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

......
There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
......

by craig May 9, 2004

Put a bun on my head

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.

Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.

by Jbottom January 10, 2020

My Ding-a-ling

"My Ding-a-Ling" is the title of a novelty song written and recorded by Dave Bartholomew. In 1972 it was covered by Chuck Berry and became Berry's only U.S. number-one single on the pop charts. Later that year, in a longer unedited form, it was included on the album The London Chuck Berry Sessions. Two members of the Average White Band, guitarist Onnie McIntyre and drummer Robbie McIntosh, played on the single. Nic Potter of Van der Graaf Generator played bass on the track.

"My Ding-a-Ling" was originally recorded by Dave Bartholomew in 1952 for King Records. When Bartholomew moved to Imperial Records, he re-recorded the song under the new title, "Little Girl Sing Ting-a-Ling". In 1954, The Bees on Imperial released a version entitled "Toy Bell". Berry recorded a version called "My Tambourine" in 1968, but the version which topped the charts was recorded live during the Lanchester Arts Festival at the Locarno ballroom in Coventry, England, on 3 February 1972, where Berry – backed by The Roy Young Band – topped a bill that also included Slade, George Carlin and Billy Preston. Boston radio station WMEX disc jockey Jim Connors was credited with a gold record for discovering the song and pushing it to #1 over the airwaves and amongst his peers in the United States. Billboard ranked it as the No. 15 song for 1972.

Ever Heard of that sick ass song, "My Ding-a-ling" yet?

by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016