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Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017
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what's a matter baby?

this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"
dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!

what's a matter baby?

nothing much, what bout' you baby girl
by xaineyboyy February 21, 2024
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A Dave Matthews

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.
by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022
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ALM. A Albino Life Matters.

Persecution of people with albinism is based on the belief that certain body parts of albinistic people can transmit magical powers. Such superstition is present especially in some parts of the African Great Lakes region, it has been promulgated and exploited by witch doctors and others who use such body parts as ingredients in rituals, concoctions and potions with the claim that their magic will bring prosperity to the use
In parts of Africa, body parts of Albinos are used for magic powers as some believe it will bring prosperity. If BLM, why not ALM. A Albino Life Matters.
by Bad Greuter. August 31, 2020
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Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
by MacedonianT March 17, 2020
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Matti is a scammer

Matti didnt give me happy meal eventho i pinged him for hours ago
Matti is a scammer being defined as: A helper to be matti is a scammer
by Kaspi September 23, 2021
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matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022
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