pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

Slept like a baby

when you sleep damn well

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby

by stready February 18, 2019

talking like a baby

Talking like a baby - using a soft voice to speak and saying a lot of words wrong

Person 1: heyooo
Person 2: hey, how are you?
Person 1: I good, how is u doin?
Person 2: I’m good, just why are you talking like that?
Person 1: like wot?
Person 2: like dis
Person 1: dats just how I talk
Person 2: ok?

This is how talking like a baby is

by HighOnMushrooms June 21, 2021

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am

by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022

Its you as a baby

A 2022 tiktok trend, where you are in your remember phase. You remember its you as a baby.

Mom: 'hey kiddo, remember.. its you as a baby!'

Child: 'No i dont remember goofy ahh dumba-'

by Len the Man December 3, 2022

Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009

Wha chow and eat a baby

Beating off a guy and swallowing his sperm.

Can be used with all gay relationships.

Andrew beats off Cody*

Andrew swallows his sperm*

And thats Wha chow and eat a baby

by thatonekid101 May 24, 2009