a b janet

The alphabetical order of letters used by Janet's all around the afterlife.

"Janet, recite the English Alphabet."
"A, B, Janet!"
"She knows her A B Janet's."

by Username-Of-The-Century October 7, 2020

a-b-c's

anal bum cover

quaids got the a-b-c's

by asdf December 5, 2003

A.B.S.

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.

"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

A.B.W.O.T.

A big waste of time, could also be pronounced abwot.

Brushing your teeth and then eating before bed is A.B.W.O.T.!

by PrincessR November 26, 2009

A.B.C.

A.B.C is an acronym for Ass out, Boobs out, Chin out.

Ew! Look at Brittany she totally sits A.B.C. for guys will look at her.

by Jae April 21, 2005

A.B.C.

alcoholic beverage container...made in wooshop

go store all the vodka in the A.B.C.

by davey poo April 19, 2005

A.B.C

Annoying Boner in Class

Matt had such a blatant A.B.C the other day

by Jerome . C February 12, 2008