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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
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zulu titties

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Zulu Titties, Fap, Nudy Magazine Day, Zulu Dawn, Voodoo, zOmbie
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Zulu Men

Lying cheating and manipulative men who don’t love their wives. They are complete opposite of Tswana men
Zulu men are overrated and they don’t love you
by nip dona September 27, 2025
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Zulu pack

Morning breath -the one with a humming taste. It lingers . It’s so bad that you should never even text someone in the am before you brush your teeth as it permeates through your phone

By Ros AD 2019
I can smell your Zulu pack from all the way over here in Timbuktu
by Ros Chiraq August 10, 2019
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zulu

zulu is a very gorgeous girl with a cute voice and very good humor!! she always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face
suki:zulu is so pretty!
some son of a gun:no she isn't
suki: yes she is shh!!
by sukiyuck March 16, 2021
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Zulu

yo mamacita that kid has a zulu!
by bigdickbob March 21, 2022
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Zulu

Zulu is the most awesome funny sexy as fuck best friend someone could ever have he is very protective and likes what he like Zulu loves bikes and coming up and he swears he's the all time best pussy eater alive ( and I qoute ) having the females looking for him in the daylight with a flashlight
#Hey I need to get off call Zulu he can get you there !!!! #Damn that Zulu sure is the best pipe layer I know.***
by Kk&Zulicky June 10, 2022
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