Noun. A fictitious planet; used when describing someone when they are very drunk or high, to the point that they are on another planet.
by ShepherdActual June 18, 2020
Get the Zorgon mug.Evy Zorzi is the most beautiful, caring, sweet, compassionate, talented and overall amazing. She is super beautiful (she snappes a lot on her instgram go follow her @evyzorzi) she’s dating Ryan Herron but yah know rYans irrelevant (hehe I’m just joking don’t kill me ryan) she is overall just the best person ever 🥰
And I will snap Ryans neck in half if he hurts her
And I will snap Ryans neck in half if he hurts her
by revysupporter February 24, 2019
Get the Evy Zorzi mug.The greatest Argonian ever. He is a bit of a fayg but that doesn't stop him. He gets curb stomped every once in a while but he'll bounce back (his Histskin helps with that). He is often arrested without committing any crime. He's such a minority that way. His sentences are served entirely through the course of one nap. He wishes he would get a cell buddy but he's too much of a fayg for that to happen. He enjoys pickpocketing the emperor and well armed guards. When a fight begins he runs away using only monkey style kung fu. He can live under water but they don't really want him there either. Bottom line is that one day he'll kill a lot of dragons and become a god. He can be spotted running around the woods looking like a barbarian. He'll be the one with no pants on.
Villager 1: "I just saw a fayg in the woods."
Villager 2: "Was he wearing pants?"
Villager 1: "No..."
Villager 2: "It was Zorafayg."
Villager 2: "Was he wearing pants?"
Villager 1: "No..."
Villager 2: "It was Zorafayg."
by amazingboy97 October 27, 2011
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Get the zornd mug.Used to describe a person when they’re being lame at a social gathering. A zorq is to not be mistaken for shy individuals, as a zorq actively brings down the vibe for others.
by Jihovanni December 28, 2022
Get the zorq mug.Zarathustra (in Greek, Zoroaster) was a Persian prophet who at the age of 30 believed he had seen visions of God, whom he called Ahura Mazda, the creator of all that is good and who alone is worthy of worship. This was a departure from previous Indo-Persian polytheism, and Zarathustra has been termed the first non-biblical monotheist (though monotheism in Zoroastrianism never took on the absolute quality that it assumed in Judaism and Islam). Though there is disagreement among scholars as to exactly when and where Zarathustra lived, most agree that he lived in eastern Iran probably around the sixth century B.C.E.
Zoroastrian theology is strongly dualistic. In his visions, Zarathustra was taken up to heaven, where Ahura Mazda revealed that he had an opponent, Aura Mainyu, the spirit and promoter of evil. Ahura Mazda charged Zarathustra with the task of inviting all human beings to choose between him (good) and Aura Mainyu (evil). Consequently, Zoroastrianism is a highly ethical religion. Zarathustra taught that humans are free to choose between right and wrong, truth and lie, and light and dark, and that their acts, words, and thoughts would affect their lives after death. He was thus the first to promote a belief in two heavenly judgments: of the individual soul right after death and of all humankind after a general resurrection. His ideas of heaven, hell, and the resurrection of the body profoundly influenced Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Later Zoroastrianism conceived of an opposition between body and soul, though there was no suggestion in its theology that the body was evil and the soul was good. A wandering preacher from Mesopotamia named Mani developed those theories into an extreme form of dualism called Manichaeism.
The Zoroastrian "Avesta" ("Book of the Law") is a fragmentary collection of sacred writings divided into: liturgical works with hymns ascribed to Zarathustra; invocations and rituals to be used at festivals; hymns of praise; and spells against demons and prescriptions for purification. Compiled over many centuries, the Avesta was not completed until Persia's Sassanid dynasty (226-641 C.E.).
Zoroastrianism all but disappeared in Persia after the Muslim invasion of 637 C.E. Only about 10,000 survive in remote villages in Iran, but over the centuries many sought religious freedom in India.
Zoroastrian theology is strongly dualistic. In his visions, Zarathustra was taken up to heaven, where Ahura Mazda revealed that he had an opponent, Aura Mainyu, the spirit and promoter of evil. Ahura Mazda charged Zarathustra with the task of inviting all human beings to choose between him (good) and Aura Mainyu (evil). Consequently, Zoroastrianism is a highly ethical religion. Zarathustra taught that humans are free to choose between right and wrong, truth and lie, and light and dark, and that their acts, words, and thoughts would affect their lives after death. He was thus the first to promote a belief in two heavenly judgments: of the individual soul right after death and of all humankind after a general resurrection. His ideas of heaven, hell, and the resurrection of the body profoundly influenced Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Later Zoroastrianism conceived of an opposition between body and soul, though there was no suggestion in its theology that the body was evil and the soul was good. A wandering preacher from Mesopotamia named Mani developed those theories into an extreme form of dualism called Manichaeism.
The Zoroastrian "Avesta" ("Book of the Law") is a fragmentary collection of sacred writings divided into: liturgical works with hymns ascribed to Zarathustra; invocations and rituals to be used at festivals; hymns of praise; and spells against demons and prescriptions for purification. Compiled over many centuries, the Avesta was not completed until Persia's Sassanid dynasty (226-641 C.E.).
Zoroastrianism all but disappeared in Persia after the Muslim invasion of 637 C.E. Only about 10,000 survive in remote villages in Iran, but over the centuries many sought religious freedom in India.
(BTNH)yo who the fuck are they (CTONN) oh them they are zoroasters (BTNH) What the fuck (CTONN) I know
by BTNH February 4, 2005
Get the Zoroastrianism mug.A fairly rare name of Persian origin which means "one who spreads light". Mostly used as a boy's name.
Girl: hey, I am Jennifer. What's your name?
Guy: hey Jennifer. My name is Zoraiz.
Girl: Cool name. What does it mean?
Zoraiz: It means "one who spreads light".
Girl: Wow! awesome!
Guy: hey Jennifer. My name is Zoraiz.
Girl: Cool name. What does it mean?
Zoraiz: It means "one who spreads light".
Girl: Wow! awesome!
by Zoraiz May 19, 2014
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