Zorg

A type of alien that turns you into two. If the alien kills one, the other one dies as well.

That Zorg just turned me into two people. I hope the other me doesn't die so that I don't die as well

by kindergartenideology July 19, 2010

Zorg

A cigarette

John: Hey Jim, can you light me a Zorg?
Jim: Sorry John, I'm running low on Zorgs, why don't you get your own and stop being a leech?

by Theperfectkind July 22, 2014

Zorg

Sucking the shit out of someone's ass. Usually after a

Stetch.

After she had a big meal I zorgged her.

by Crono19 February 16, 2010

Zorg

1. The evil alter-ego of Zoe.
2. Craze of changing ones name to comply to the laws of Zorg, by putting "org" after the first letter/syllable of ones name. eg. Stephen -> Storg; Jeff -> Jorg; etc

"Katy, I'm not really Zoe, I'm Zorg!"

by Storg Korg September 15, 2003

zorg

Is a cult were people praise zorg. Zorg is a being similar to godzilla that blesses people with his mighty breath. Zorg wants people to overthrow the corrupt government and crush the high council of el dorado.

Jared: hey bill hows it going
Bill : HEIL FUCKING ZORG!

by thegreatzorg69 August 15, 2016

zorg

someone who plays computer games to much

that dude is a complete zorg he needs to get a life.

by pooscooper December 27, 2004

zorged

another word for stole, much like the phrase *YOINK*

You zorged my CloudSong!

by you.zorged.my.cloudsong July 21, 2006