Religion Zoned

Where the boy/girl comes back from something religious, such as a retreat or a lock in and rejects you.

Religion Zoned - "I know I said I wanted to be more than friends... But I thought about the relationship while I was gone, and I feel like it's unholy.
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"

by pseudonymnamepseudonym September 7, 2013

Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!

by Own_thing May 24, 2017

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

Crush zoned

When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.

Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?

Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no

Joe - if you like me what's the problem

Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .

Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me

Jessica - I did have

by VUd January 10, 2015

sister zoned

When a hot guy refers to you as a "little sister" because you are younger than him or/ and "innocent" compare to the shit he does; similar to friend zoned in that you're seen less than what you wanna be but yall still remain good friends but he just sees you as a little sibling

"...Yea Elizabeth is like my bestfriend too, actually my little sister... CUZ SHE'S 14 lmao!"
"Damn Taylor you just got called "little sister"sister zoned by James haha"

by ttbitch May 13, 2016