a humorous all-purpose interjection used after someone makes a curious statement. intended to bring smiles to all persons in the immediate vicinity. heard frequently in the mid-eighties in and around smegwaukee.
charley: hey, that guy looks like renee zellweger, except that she's a girl and he's not
harley: YER WHAT HURTS?
don: man, i'd better get a move on, i've got a big exam tomorrow.
john: yer what hurts?
don: oh shut up, dickless moron!!
john: wow, that hurts, man. *sobs quietly*
don: YER WHAT HURTS?
harley: YER WHAT HURTS?
don: man, i'd better get a move on, i've got a big exam tomorrow.
john: yer what hurts?
don: oh shut up, dickless moron!!
john: wow, that hurts, man. *sobs quietly*
don: YER WHAT HURTS?
by earpuller December 28, 2005
Get the yer what hurts? mug.the best insult in my mind. it also works if you get asked a question and dont want to answer it or just feel like wierding someone out. it also works if you get insulted. also one of the best starts to jokes. (a.k.a. yer mom jokes)
Jorgé the muffin: you suck
Bob: yer mom sucks
Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.
Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.
Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.
Bob: yer mom sucks
Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.
Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.
Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.
by Your mom's llama's face's cousin from nebraska. November 8, 2006
Get the yer mom mug.Scottish insult:
Commonly brought up in argument Yer da=your dad, when brought up prepare for the most unholy of gastric shitstorms as your world is going to come crumbling down as yer pal ruins you with some extravagant patter
Commonly brought up in argument Yer da=your dad, when brought up prepare for the most unholy of gastric shitstorms as your world is going to come crumbling down as yer pal ruins you with some extravagant patter
"Fuck up ya toilet seat"
"Yer da gives bowls of cornflakes to wee kids and tells them if they want the milk they have to come to his basement"
"Yer da gives bowls of cornflakes to wee kids and tells them if they want the milk they have to come to his basement"
by Yerdasellsavon September 30, 2016
Get the Yer Da mug.a way to aknowledge that someone has just said or done something really stupid or below there normal intallectual level, or a non-confrontational way to negatively respond to a statement when a personal opinion is put down by a friend
Man A: I just put the peanut butter in the fridge.
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry
*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.
Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry
*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.
Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
by Evil Sniggihnz December 20, 2010
Get the yer fired mug.1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something
2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".
2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".
1)
Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."
2)
Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."
Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."
2)
Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."
by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016
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