yoghurt truck

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

by Chest August 3, 2003

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

by Josh Billabong February 5, 2008

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

Yoghurt-cock

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

yoghurt top

British Slang originating from the BB8 Contestant Brian - It means Stupid. the origins of the term come from exasperation at having to lick the top of a yoghurt carton in order to extract the extra yoghurt - which whilst delicious often means the aforementioned yoghurt top licker looks like a fool. Roughly translates as "fool" "nincompoop" or "Idiot"

I feel like such a yoghurt top.yoghurt top

by CRIrish August 21, 2007

yoohoo

Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.

Bro, I am dating a hot divorced chick...

Make sure she does not have any yoohoo's...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2008

yogogorilla

British man preoccupied with pounding pommies in the pooper and also enjoys beer.

Don, you're such a yogogorilla. You shouldn't dump the juice of your manwhistle into that british, who is from the same country as you incase you didnt notice, lass while she's passed out on the couch in britan.

by Orglor July 21, 2008