yacht nigger

A fancy nig who wears US Polo Assn. polos with a sweater and khakis and boat shoes but instead of wine and hors d'oeuvres they consume 40 ouncers and ribs and smoke a crack pipe instead of a rich man's pipe

I'm going boating with a yacht nigger this weekend. I probably won't be alive by Monday.

by Lieutenant niggy August 9, 2015

land yacht

A very old and decrepit car that takes up as much room on the road as a big-rig. Also know as a boat.

Your '72 Pontiac Cataline is a land yacht.

by nfsu2 February 17, 2005

yachting

High-end escort service provided that someone that officially is a really famous actress/model.

This former commercial actress most of you know who is way more famous than she probably should be because of her thirst after the commercial does a lot of local yachting. She wants to do some international travel/yachting, but the word is out she has been known to make a wallet lighter while sleeping or a piece of jewelry to go missing, especially if she knows it belongs to the wife of the person she is with. She then trades it back for a ton of cash.

by Max Mix July 24, 2018

Yacht clubed

When you meet famous people and have no respect for them because you are way more important than them and your experience with them is all about you. You've just been yacht clubbed bitch.

I so meet the band back stage and yacht clubed them bitches!!!

by Yacht club life September 26, 2018

yachtporn

When you just want to “get your boat money” and aren’t quite there yet. Gotta get that self gratification coming from the act of watching slow, descriptive, high resolution imagery of ultra expensive luxury yachts, overdubbed with exhaustive hours of mind numbing easy listening music.

I finally told Steve after sitting through 18 minutes and 28 seconds of yachtporn full of slick images of hot oiled teak, well lubed stern drives (and shafts) in exotic locals I could take no more

by Reno Sparks October 10, 2021

yacht week

A commonly cited goal in retail investing circles, implying a gathering of investors with long positions in a security at a celebration event with their newly purchased yachts, after a meteoric rise in that security's value.

Percy: "AMC to $100 by 2023. HODL."
Spencer: "See you at yacht week!"

by prophiles February 1, 2022

Turd Yacht

A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!

Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!

by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011