wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

by DrJonas February 4, 2010

Wrong Division

1) The act of incorrectly splitting morphemes to create new affixes
2) "Long Division" in a Chinese Accent

1) "Chocoholic" is an example of wrong division, as one who is a chocoholic isn't addicted to chocohol.

2) The Asian lady had trouble with "wrong division." She often had a hard time finding the "collect" answer.

by scottchao October 7, 2010

Splendiferously Wontastical

1. The most wonderful and different person, place, thing, idea, or feeling that you can ever imagine.

2. So different or weird that it is utterly amazing.

1. Boy: Your the most wonderful person in the whole world!
Girl: I think your Splendifersouly Wontastical too!

2. That pineapple and anchovie pizza is splendiferously wontastical.

by Panthergirl092789 July 5, 2009

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009

"You're doing it wrong."

Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got "ownt".

"I tried to cut my wrists with an electric razor.""You're doing it wrong."

by [RFA]Quiksilver March 30, 2008

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

wontfix

A polite way to say, "Forget it," in response to a work request.

Yep. I just marked that bad boy WONTFIX and sent it back to the business unit.

by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005