worthful

adj. socialite/carefree/party girl/ditz slang for describing the act of being of some purpose to society or anything for that matter. Implicit by the grammatically erroneous nature of the word (since it's not a real word...yet) is the innocent, fun-loving naiveity that is often associate with a socialite or fun-loving party hopping individual, etc. To be worthful means to be productive, to be person of substance, for however short a period of time.

Related words: non-worthful, adj. To be non-worthful is to behave in ways that are of now value to anyone yourself included. non-worthful behavior includes drinking a 40 on a weekday morning, clubbing 5 nights a week, shopping sprees in the middle of exams, etc. etc.

Example:
Here's to another night of non-worthful partying baby!

Hey bitches, cant make dinner at Butter because i need to be worthful in the library for like 3 hours, but i'll meet up with you at aer. xoxo.

let's do something worthful for like an hour and then start drinking.

by llrb December 28, 2005

Not Worth a Wank

To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.

An act that does not live up to expectation

John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?

Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'

by Myerpheus April 12, 2012

Tongue-Worthy

A particularly provocative, shapely, angelic-looking woman, whom you'd not only love to perform oral sex on as long as it takes for her to climax , but whom you would LOVE to perform oral sex on for as long as it takes her to climax for the rest of your lives together.

Kathy: -I waxed today. You like?-

Joseph: "It looks beautiful! Oh, my Love , you are such a tongue-worthy little beast!"

by Chad5500 June 13, 2014

clap worthy

A girl that is good enough to have sex with.

Mannnnn, that girl is super clap worthy

by The____ging May 27, 2018

worth-a-dang

(adjective) Worthwhile; perceived as possessing some value or significance by another party.

The types of people who would resent you for your salary are not worth-a-dang people.

by Pete Calleri June 18, 2008

Fort Worth

Fort Worth is the fifth-largest city in the state of Texas and the seventeenth-largest city in the United States. Situated in North Texas and a cultural gateway into the American West, Fort Worth covers nearly 300 square miles.

It went from a sleepy outpost to a bustling town when it became a stop along the legendary Chisholm Trail, the dusty path where millions of cattle were driven North to market. Fort Worth became the center of the cattle drives, and later, the ranching industry. Its location on the Old Chisholm Trail, helped establish Fort Worth as a trading and cattle center and earned it the nickname "Cowtown."

Fort Worth is a city.

by samifers December 17, 2008

Stab-worthy

One of the many brilliant words to come out of Seinfeld. Anyone who can be loved (or hated) enough as to be impaled by a sharp object.

Elaine: I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's kind of a compliment.
Jerry: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.

by f1fan October 4, 2009