Shane Wong

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms

Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.

by ImChinese650 December 18, 2010

seb wong

literal sweat definitely studies 7 hours a day every day at the library after school everyday for 2.5 hours. Asian. Has the biggest calf muscles. The leg muscles of Seb Wong are the largest in human history.

Woman 1: is that a seb wong?
Woman 2: hide your dog

by bigdaper March 10, 2021

Jamie Wong

(Jamie Danger Wong)
The first bong that is aquired by a group of Cannabis smokers. Usually small in stature (inside pocket-sized) and often unclean. Though exciting and potent, a Jamie Wong often induces a variety adverse effects on it's bong-virginal users, such as Paranoia, Freak-outs, Trips and Fainting etc.

Caution- One must never use a Jamie Wong in a tent.

Stuart (Cannabis smoker A) "Mate! Scott's dad found Jamie Wong!"
Daniel (Cannabis smoker B)"Oh shit"

by Your-Villain February 16, 2009

Nicholas Wong

a retard who can't do math to save his life and has a ridiculously small microwenis.

Wow, you are such a Nicholas Wong today!

by Nicko the Dongerwonger November 30, 2016

Chris Wong

A placeholder from the EDB in the DSE for your identity.

Do not use your real name in answering any of the
questions. If names are provided in the question, you
must use those names. If no name is provided and you
still wish to use a name to identify yourself, then use
‘Chris Wong’. If you need to use names for other
characters in the composition not specified by the
question, you may use names such as Mary, Peter, Wai
Yee, Mr Smith, Ms Young, etc. You may lose marks if
you do not follow these instructions.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

Wong Zoot

A cannabis ciagrette or "Jazz Stick" that has had cociane put into it.

"crieky there shannon thats quite a wong zoot your smoking"

"billy whizz smoked a wong zoot before the ball, he felt right cragnel"

"We you smoking cigarettes back there?"
"No No No, It was just a wong zoot Miss"

by Willy Bizz October 17, 2006

faye wonging

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)

Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.

by pixiepix March 18, 2021