wordslice

A greeting, similar to word, but with more flavor.

What's up RJ? Wordslice!

by Rich J. May 20, 2006

woodske

Generally used to describe the most interesting people in the world. Kind, courageous, oh so funny and terribly strong. Superhuman-like qualities. Good hunters.. Sharp yet blunt. Indefinable yet somewhat obvious. Mysteriously affable in nature. They seem like family but only if you like your family. Always the most loved of all their friends. Everyone wants to be a Woodske. Very good at complex hand-to-hand combat moves, interpreting art and public speaking. They always know what animals are thinking.

An affectionate term. Oh you are the best...you're such a Woodske.
Adds emphasis to a sentence. That pizza was Woodske!
Comparative - You are a pretty good wood carver, but you'll never be a Woodske.
Describes a hidden talent... I didn't know you could do the Woodske.

by Chevapottamus January 3, 2011

Woodsonite

A student or former student from the W.T. Woodson High School. Generally known for their excessively high GPA and overloading of AP courses. Woodsonites are often found roaming the areas of Fair City Mall and University Mall with popular hangouts being the Cinema Arts Movie Theater and Josie's Frozen Yogurt.

Not to be confused with the term "Woodsonians" which is actually not a name used by students, but by teachers in a sad attempt to be hip.

Student 1: Are you going to Josie's today?
Student 2: Yeah, there's supposed to be tons of Woodsonites there.

by proudtitania September 11, 2011

Woodstock, Illinois

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.

Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)

by Planejain May 28, 2018

Lost Woods

1-In the legend of zelda: ocarina of time (also the best game ever created) when you begin the game you begin in an area called kokiri forest and there you can acess another area by climbing a cliff of vines called lost woods. here you go through a bunch of tunnels and have to guess your way through them if you mess up and go through the wrong tunnel you start form the begining. its very annoying but very cool once you get to the end where you enter the sacred meadows
2- a very hard place to find your way through.

1- i spent 2 hours finding my way through lost woods
2- the damn school is the lost woods i couldn't get to the library and had to ask the janitor.

by woodenstone July 18, 2006

a walk in the woods

When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.

How were your garage sales? They were a walk in the woods. I took a walk in the woods on the deal.

by benthere March 27, 2008

Elijah Woods

the misspronounciation of the actor who plays Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trillogy.
Correct: see Elijah Wood

Jan: "did u see Elijah Woods??? hes stoopid"
Jolly: "its ELIJAH WOOD you dim witt"

by TrixiePixie September 24, 2005