Winter Beater

An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt

Or

A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.

As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months

by J-Mo October 14, 2004

Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008

winner's edit

A term to describe when one particular contestant on a reality television show recieves a lot of camera time and is shown in a very positive light compared to the other contestants, and are only shown on the show when they are doing something good. This contestant goes on to win the reality show. The purpose of the "winner's edit" is to have the fans pleased with the final outcome because they find the winner endearing, when in reality (no pun intended) it only makes the show boring and predictable because it becomes pretty obvious who is recieving this winner's edit after only a few episodes. Antonymn: see loser's edit.

Person 1: I just watched the finale of Rock of Love 1! Guess who wins?

Person 2: *sigh* I didn't watch it, but clearly Jes won because she has a winner's edit. I stopped watching after episode 2.

Person 1: Yeah, all these vH1 shows stink because of the stupid winners' edits!

by Drewmister August 16, 2008

winter ho

A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.

Damn, look at that winter ho; it's about to snow and she has on some booty shorts.

by Pebbles March 2, 2005

Grizzly Wintergreen

The best dip you can buy. Ya, it's cheap. Skoal is usually preferred by most, but hell Grizzly gives me a better buzz. Almost tastes the same, but Grizzly is cheaper and stronger. I love a dip of Grizzly Wintergreen! (I got some in right now!)

Me: Ima throw in a dip!
Person: Doesn't that taste like shit?
Me: Hell no! It's great and it gives ya a buzz!
Person: Let me try some!
*Person takes a dip, 20 seconds later...*
Person: Dude... everything is fucking spinning
Me: Grizzly Wintergreen, bro!

by WC3 Pwner October 15, 2007

wingernails

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010

winter muffin

Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.

Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!

by bump it November 27, 2010