Winkiel-Jew

A weird jewish kid who has no friends

Man Jake is a fuckin winkiel-Jew

by Big G killa May 23, 2006

wankish

"Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.

"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Windish Potato

The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
note-missionary position recommended_1
It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.

Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.

by Dr. Gupta Gipti, Internal Med January 20, 2009

wonkish

Wonkism, which is the design of policy solutions that are too complex and subtle for the victims -- er, I mean the public, to understand.

"Clinton is taking a more wonkish view on how to deal with world questions."
From: US News & World Report
Gore's speech must tame his wonkish side and show zeal.
From: SF Gate.com

by Mrs K September 27, 2005

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

wikispark

Using Wikipedia, Sparknotes, or some other informational site to complete assignments on literature you haven't actually read.

"Dude, did write that '1984' essay?"
"I wikisparked it"

by topazbullet September 12, 2007

Wikislip

The condition which sets in when you read a wikipedia article and are interested by multiple links in - so you open those and are interested by multiple links inside those, as well - this condition is usually ended when you think to look at a clock and notice that you have just lost hours of your life looking up information not even slightly related to your original subject.

So I was researching Cherenkov Radiation - one wikislip later, it's 0300 and I'm reading up on Kevin Bacon.

by KMCooke November 18, 2007