Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

Window-Hit

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.

I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.

by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

Window Spam

Unsolicited advertisements, papers, flyers, etc that have been placed under the windshield wiper of an automobile. It is usually completely useless and it makes one wonder what kind of idiot thinks advertising like this is effective.

Holy shit!! I thought I got a parking ticket but when I got closer, it was just some Window Spam that some jackass put under my windshield wiper.

by JayBone9378 October 5, 2011

window seat

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.

"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."

by Phaad1 April 4, 2017

Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.

"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."

by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020

Window to the world

When you put plastic wrap on your girlfriends face and then shit on it.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new and kinky so we tried the Window To The World.

by Thunder Dong October 12, 2014

Window Whore

Very similar to a douchebag, a window whore is one of those idiots on Nazi Zombies that runs around and steals everybody else's window and takes your kills. They are among the first to be taken by the hordes of the undead and are usually not revived because of their douchebagery

Window Whores are usually only a nuisance for the first few rounds, but they will always be a douchebag for the remainder of the game.

zombitchslaya- yo, kp like tacos, get away from my window or I'll bust a digital cap in yo white @$$

unionjack- just let him be, he'll be dead next round anyway. Those window whores are always the first to go.

kp like tacos- That wasn't very nice, I'm telling my mom on you

zombitchslaya- shut it, window whore

(kp like tacos leaves)

zombitchslaya- and that, is how it's done

by Jack the Weeper January 23, 2011