Dick Wheel

Acting like a dick at a perpetual and constantly cyclical rate.

Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?

Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

3 wheel motion

The act of driving a vehicle with hydraulics or sometimes airbags/struts on three wheels. This is performed by locking up the entire vehicle then dumping the cylinder caddy corner to the wheel you want to lift off the ground. Usually done when turning a corner or driving in a circle causing the weight of the vehicle to be shifted to the rear, allowing the front wheel to lift off the ground. Not to be confused with the standing 3 wheel, which is when a car is able to 3 wheel without turning or being in motion. A more advanced hydraulic setup and installation is required to accomplish this.

I love to hit 3 wheel motion when im turning left at a big intersection. People really trip out, and the hynas love it.

by *C3nz0* December 12, 2009

wheelering

Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.

Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.

by DevanRueben June 12, 2013

wheel up

Another word for rewind in DJing terms

wheel up and come again my selecta

by Hate Tottenham July 27, 2006

Third Wheel

A person who hangs out with two other people. The two other people are closer to each other than the "Third Wheel". People generally feel awkward when the third wheel mentions how much it sucks to be the first wheel (They actually normally get mad).

-Did you invite Hannah?
-No, she's just the third wheel anyways

by IAmTheThirdWheel April 20, 2015

Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.

Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.

by Corn Flake November 11, 2008

Web Wheeler

a know it all, well informed or so they think 4 wheeling poser that doesn't have any real world experience or factual knowledge, spends all their time interneting behind fake identities.

That guy doesn't know what he's typing about all he is, is a web wheeler.

by Moab Offroad August 16, 2008