Alan Whickers

British slang for knickers (slacks, pants).

"Where's me Alan Whickers?"

by DoubleDownSaint November 1, 2007

cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.

"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."

by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

home wrecker

anyone on jerry springer.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

black n' decker pecker wrecker

when someone with braces sucks your penis and rips it to shreds

damn that girl gave me a bndpw

by JDOGG June 1, 2004

Talley whacker

Eastern Virginia Slang for penis

This girl at the club was all on my Talley Whacker!

by GorrilaVich June 27, 2008

whacker

Anyone who amasses a collection of amber or white flashing strobe lights for their vehicle so they can pretend they are important. This may also be accompanied by an antenna or black rims. Whackers are a problem because they dilute the already fragile emergency signal, which is used to serve communities by police, and fire/rescue services.

Stupid Whore "Danny is that the police, shouldn't we pull over."
Me "Nah, is just a whacker, I'll throw on my red strobes from the VFD and scare him off. Then give me a BJ."
Stupid Whore "Alright!!"

by foreigncarssuck January 14, 2008

bush whacker

One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.

"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"

by Mike Balsac October 26, 2003