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Hand-whammy

A hand-job. Particularly one rendered in appreciation for a good deed by the recipient.
Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)
by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016
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triple whammy

When three good things happen at once.
Triple whammy: watching lion witch and the wardrobe, playing clue, and opening an unknown book at the same time.
by Woodstock Cajun March 9, 2014
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Triple Whammy

The noteworthy act of imbibing one bottle of red wine, one bottle of white whine, and one bottle of champagne, all in ONE sitting.
Holy Shit! Catie just finished off those three bottles of red wine, white wine, and champagne! She did it! She did a Triple Whammy!
by Albert Medina April 28, 2007
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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023
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double whammy

a two part difficulty, a dual disadvantage
The high cost of health care and his lack of medical insurance was a double whammy.
by Light Joker June 29, 2005
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Buscami Whammy

Buscami Whammy is when critically acclaimed actor Steve Buscemi deep dicks a woman. The phrase is most popularly associated with his role in movies, but is applicable and an accurate description to apply to his personal life as well. It may also be used to describe him 'destroying' a woman's vagina with his penis or making sweet, sweet love to them. This act can be applied to males as well, all though in this case it tends to be viewed as destroying the man's sphincter and thus is not usually a desired occurrence.
Did you see the first episode of Boardwalk Empire?

I did! Steve really gave that woman the good ol' Buscami Whammy.
by JustSomeTrick September 26, 2010
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New Orleans Whammy

Involves two loads of jizz.

First, cum on the girl's neck so that a pearl necklace effect is achieved, much like Mardi Gras.

Secondly, cover her bedroom in cum and loot everything to give a Hurricane Katrina experience.
M1: So how did your date last night go?
M2: It ended with a New Orleans Whammy. Check out the Rolex I got while she was screaming her head off.
by VermilionLimit May 26, 2009
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