Weston Haight

A male who apart from his stunning good looks and uncanny ability to charm will often be seen mobbin' deep or at the most bumpin' party postin' at the beer pong table.

Guy 1: "Dude i thought i was hella good at pong but Weston Haight punk'd me hella bad last night"

Guy 2: "Fuck Dude what did you expect weston is a fucking beast".

by I post hella hard June 6, 2009

Weston

Weston's my come off as the typical jerk but when you get to know them they are sweet, loving, and think of you as the most amazing person in the world. If you are lucky enough to have Weston in your life make sure he is your friend. Weston is the best friend you will ever have he cares about every one.
Facts: Blond hair

Blue eyes

REALLY HOT

Funny

great kissers

Like REALLY HOT

Weston is the cutest kid in our school.

by Lifes Lemons December 3, 2016

watsoner

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?

"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."

by 8960 February 28, 2021

Mound Westonka

A small town with a small school, but a big lake. Where kids sit on boats and drink, smoke, and of course, vape.

At night the boys and girls go trap around and hit every party they can find. And yes, we have many hoes and fuckboys, but once you arrive and stay a while, you might have a little too much fun.

Mound Westonka is quite the small place but has a big package.

by Noah Evans December 18, 2017

hermione granger (emma watson)

Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.

Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.

by mrconfusion87 June 30, 2004

Weston, MA

1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.

2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.

3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."

1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.

Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.

2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?

Me: Uh...yeah kinda...

Hot chick: ...?

Me: Um....Weston....

Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)

by llfortunatesondvll April 21, 2011

keep digging watson

used after the saying "no shit shirlock"

Dude 1: hey we got to go to the movies.

Dude 2: no shit shirlock

Dude 1: keep digging watson

by ian rodgers October 1, 2009