The Welder

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

by Sandrab August 2, 2011

Weldage

The webbing-like adhesive effect which welds the scrotum to the inner thigh

Time to rearrange on this hot and humid day. I've got some serious weldage going on.

by LarryBlair February 4, 2009

Welder Dave

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.

Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.

by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

Wiggle Weld

Wiggle Weld is used by the motor industry to repair brush on weld 'properly'.

After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.

This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.

Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!

Mechanic:- Some matey has brush on welded this car. Gonna have to wiggle weld it.

MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!

by DMIG October 31, 2011

taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.

John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat

by TK42FUN May 4, 2015

de wolde

The surname of a huge god. None shall mess around with a de Wolde

such amaze much wow=de wolde

by Hunzo November 18, 2016

Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.

Those guys like wiener welding together

by Lesh69 February 8, 2018