Brown Envelope Day

A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.

"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.

by jim0203 April 4, 2010

envelope

a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used

"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"

by neak October 19, 2008

denvelope

Develop – discuss developing/eloping in theory (compare enveloping) eping.

Denvelope is related to snailmail.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

black envelope

The act of stoking a fire of high hopes that will burn faster than your dreams shattering when your dad left.

I hear Qualtrics is giving everyone the black envelopes.

by p1zzahut November 15, 2018

pushing the envelope

A sex act in which one person is tied to a bed and a sheet with strategically-cut holes placed over them, through which a second person has sex with them.

"Looks like it's time to buy new sheets. The wife and I were really pushing the envelope last night."

by mr. wangdangle November 17, 2011

red envelope

get a movie in the mail from netflix

John Doe: what did you get in the mail?

Jane Doe: red envelope.

John Doe: what movie?

Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

by OhaiNoName March 20, 2011