Exam Week Diet

a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.

Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.

by Justin Gerard December 16, 2008

The Perfect Week

Achieved by Barney Stinson, the father of legendary.

Made love with seven different women in seven consecutive days.

I think this should be universal to all sexual groups, so if you have scored seven different hotties in seven consecutive days... then you have done it!

To achieve the perfect week shows awesomeness and is legen... wait for it... dary!

On the eighth day...

7 of 7 = The Perfect Week

SCORE! UP TOP!

Daddy's Home.

by r6uocs February 2, 2010

Platinum Week

Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.

aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*

by IrlArgy September 8, 2009

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

Valve week

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

finals week

The worst week of a college or high school students life. Finals week involves pulling an all nighter to reverse the months of slacking that have killed their grades. Finals week involves a lot of stress and very little sleep, the college or highschool student will be on edge the entire time, thus it is not a good time to screw with them by playing practical jokes or something you might find funny.

guy: Titty twister!!
Phil: (punches guy in the face) its finals week asshole
Guy: oh ok my bad (cowers in a corner)

by beast and the harlot June 9, 2005

mock the week

A great T.V programe on BBC2. staring Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. With other ussual apearences from Rory Bremner, Al Murray and John Oliver and others...

Exam questions which were not published:

Are exam questions getting easier? is the answer...
A. yes or...
B. David beckham.

mock the week is funny as hell!

by shaun gardner September 22, 2006