Weed

natural plant, that if smoked can cause :
Impaired judgment and motor coordination / Shortened attention span and distractibility / Anxiety and panic attacks /Increased heart rate / Increased risk of heart attack / Increased risk for schizophrenia in vulnerable individuals / Impaired judgment / Problems with memory and learning / Lowered motivation / Decreased alertness and coordination / Addiction / Withdrawal symptoms from stopping drug use (in a chronic user): irritability, sleeplessness, anxiety, impaired appetite, and aggression.

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but on the upside if your high you feel more relaxed, and chill.

its the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, and there are more teens are in treatment with a primary diagnosis of marijuana dependence than for all other illicit drugs combined.
by rhvnpqhn January 31, 2011
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Weed, or Marijuana, can commonly be refered to another definition. An unwanted plant in your lawn.

Most people claim the drug to be harmless, and many say it has never killed anyone. That would be partially true.

The most active chemical in "weed" is THC, which attaches itself to nerves at the back of your brain, leading to the "high" people enjoy so much out of this drug.

The high itself basically makes you happy, according to several people here. It helps you with your problems, they claim, when actually, it doesn't.

Those bills putting you down? Smoke some weed they say! When you come back to reality, those bills are still there. And wait, they are late, because you were too busy getting stoned to pay them off.

While the drug has never killed anyone, it has resulted in aiding deaths around the world. Several people (or stoners as most fellow smokers refer to them as) who have commited suicide had traces of THC in them. Normal stoners like those who continue to add definitions to this listing, claiming it to be a harmless past time.

While this can be easily avoided with common sense and good friends with you, what can not be avoided is THC. As it continues to build up around your nerves, it begins to take effect on your brain, with depression and schizophrenia following.

Oh, and just so you know, a joint is equal to 20 cigarettes, with 50% more carcinogens then everyday tobacco. So yes, it is as harmful, if not more harmful, then cigarettes, according to the British Lung Foundation.
Weed is hype, and nothing more. I expect many stoners to read this, realize I am right, and give me thumbs down because they can not face reality, and that their only hobby is slowly draining them of life and emotion.
by Jimbo_Jimmy September 28, 2005
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“Bro I’m dying
Get the guy some weed then, trust me it will save him even from the fires of hell
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A scary, illegal, extremely dangerous, and addictive drug that causes trillions of human deaths every year. This DRUG should be illegal everywhere in the universe. This substance is not to be confused with alcohol, a substance which has absolutely no negative consequences.
Alex: Lets go smoke some weed.

Ashley: No thank you, I like living.

Alex: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! (brandishes 18 inch knife)
by clln October 14, 2008
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An amazing natural herbal plant that is indigneous to our lungs and around tha world.
What tha fuuuck......u smoke weed?" "......no......ya..... i do. so wat?" "Drugs will kill u dood" "HEY HEY hey hey....lets git shit stright here.i dont do drugs i just smoke weed" "o.....well then.....let me see that jay.
by Y0uNg0n3_619 June 10, 2010
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Herb that makes your skin feel like its giving birth to cotton.
Weed makes me feel like my skin is giving birth to cotton.
by englitgirl May 09, 2010
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A plant that grows naturally, but is outlawed in many countries. It causes psycotic effects, but infact is proven in many cases to be healthy. It has never caused any deaths, and is far less harmfull than alcohol and even prescribed drugs.
James: Hey Dave, gimme' a toke of that reefer.

Dave: Sure man, heres the weed!
by Benz2351 May 03, 2011
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