Weasels

Weasels are manifestations of the impending chores which await you in times of stress. They are usually most prevalent on a sunday afternoon when, instead of being able to relax, the constant thought of shopping, washing, homework or the upcoming week beginning the following morning render you uncappable of pleasant feelings.

Dale: Goodness gracious me, I have such bad study weasels!

Marco: whats up dude?

Dale: I have a test tomorrow morning.

Dale: EEHHH i have such hectic shopping weasels!

Barry: Whats wrong?

Dale: I have procrastibating all day, and I have nothing in the fridge and I have such bad munchies, after an hour spent in the xen Garden

by Bazzabug October 17, 2009

Weasel's

The Weasel AKA "La Rata" is an accomplice of Nooger. Weasel's are recognized by a bald odd shaped head and inferior sun glasses. Although not as deadly as a Nooger it is still a force to be reckoned with.

"Archeologists discover what seem to be the remains of a Weasel."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

weasel

a moderatly attractive member of the opposite sex(but nothing to brag about)whose partner will do almost anything for them.

Yo son is yo bro still dating that chick? Yeah that weasel has him whipped like a slave.

by blown carbs March 31, 2009

weasel

to take a pee

I have to take a weasel.

by Justin August 16, 2003

Weaseling

This is when your fingering a girl. Once you have worked yourself in there with a few fingers. Then you go for it with brute force and shove your fist in there. Make sure this is not in the dark you dont want a fistful of blood!

Side effects can be but not limited to hearing loss, crazyness, starvation among others.

Hey man did you end up weaseling her last night?

by Sealing December 15, 2011

weasel

A small, Chihuahua-like man.

Franco is such a little weasel.

by Cid April 30, 2003

Weasels

The weapon of choice of the religion of Meesism.

I'ma send that guy a box of crazed, rabid, horny weasels if he doesn't shut up!

by Lok Reaver February 16, 2004