Waffery

The area of a Royal Air Force base where the WAAFs live. Waffs are members of The Women's Auxiliary Air Force. WAFFs are generally regarded as being a higher standard of Dorris than WRACs (Weekly Ration of Army Cunt).

'Tally Ho Skipper, fancy shooting over to the Waffery later to see if we can bag some clunge? ' (Flt Lt Trevor-Roper to Wg Cdr Guy Gibson, prior to the Dams Raid 1943).

by CabbagheadChris December 9, 2020

wanfer

the funniest and cutest best friend! she's super duper sweet and amazing!! she deserves a lot of love and happiness as well!

person a: have you met wanfer yet?

person b: no, i don't think she's that cool.

person a: she's the greatest person on earth you'll fall in love with her if you do!

by minana! June 8, 2021

Waynery

To forget about the waynery day your having and wake up with a headache

Spending the day getting Wayned out n waking up not knowing where your keys are smile your at the waynery

by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021

shit wafer

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.

Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.

by bubba1277 April 21, 2011

chocolate wafer

The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.

Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.

by Dahaka November 5, 2013

church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

by s_c_t June 6, 2017

Belugian waffertop

A concept to describe something as all over the place

I was feeling like a belugian waffertop last night, my emotions were on a rollercoaster!

by Sharp bread February 20, 2022