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Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.
“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”
by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
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waldemar

Waldemar is strong and intelligent and will not give up and loves to win and loves his family but might not show it
Waldemar is something else.
by Unknown78652 February 11, 2018
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Walden University

One of those diploma mill schools that sends out junk mail to try to trick you into thinking that it is a real college.

In reality, they are a real school like a cubic zirconia is a real diamond. They are to colleges like Showgirls is to fine cinema. If they were a food product, they would be a frozen TV dinner. Attending Walden University is like telling the world that your local community college was alright, but you just didn't feel like studying that hard.

The only way that you could possibly go lower than Walden University is if you didn't go at all.
In my email today is three Viagra spams, two about refinancing my house and one Walden University spam email.
by Ricky101 May 12, 2009
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Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.
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wandering prairie dog

when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."
by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009
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wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016
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Waddel

A man who does not engage in outdoor activity a lot and wanks most of the day. Pretty fat, but in a good way. Funny at times and will make you laugh a lot but will probably put a roofie in your drink.
Yo watch out for Waddel. He is kinda creepy.
by Waddel C. July 23, 2016
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