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Modern Warfare II

Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.
Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.
by IdkPlat June 21, 2022
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wataf

A phonetic spelling of the acronoym "wtf" (which means "what the fuck"). Originally created on the Darktide server message board for the MMORPG Asheron's Call.

Since its creation, wataf has taken on a variety of different meanings aside from "what the fuck".
this is totally wataf

wataf, that guy has balls on his chin

i am a dirty wataf
by Sylence April 25, 2004
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Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"
by D.E March 18, 2004
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wataru

quite possible the baddest mofo to ever grace the planet with his presence
ohh that boys so fine, wataru
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Show Me Your Warface

1. The face you make when engaged in a combat situation, or any situation you find serious enough.
Quote from Full Metal Jacket

Drill Sargent: "Show me your warface!"
Private: "Sir?"
Drill Sargent: "You got a warface? AHHHHHHHH! That's a warface, now let me see your warface!"
by Super Extremely Cool Story November 10, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 2, 2010
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Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend
person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009
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