by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

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by kictac poopy jace October 25, 2018

A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.
Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.
Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.
Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating
Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.
Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.
Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.
Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating
Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.
Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.
"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"
Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"
I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.
My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"
Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"
I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.
My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.
by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.
Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!
Or
Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.
Or
Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.
by psuedonous psuedonym November 4, 2013
