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Wanker

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
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WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT
ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker
by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020
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Wanker

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk
1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker
by le meilleur December 16, 2016
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Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!
1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?
by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018
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Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.
Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub
by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016
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Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina
This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina
by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020
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Wankers

Wankers are hot
Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers
by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019
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