Wankee

A slur for wankers. Also spelled wanky.

Hey! Sup, John my wankee?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off

hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk

by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016

Wankies

Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.

"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."

by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006

Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.

Dole Bludger, or council house scrounger

by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

Wankese

In the video game Final Fantasy X, voice-overs from the character Tidus where he is talking to himself (the player) in a more wanky way than usual (which is still pretty wanky).

Originated in the recaps for Final Fantasy X on videogamerecaps.com

"Tightass is swimming, and once I get him onto the floor of the "stadium", he starts voiceovering again. "I...thought about a lot of things, like where I was, what I'd got myself into." This voiceover stuff shall now be dubbed "Wankese"." - Jeanne, Final Fantasy X Recap Part 1

by Goggle January 10, 2005

Wankress

A female wanker.
A girl that acts in a stupid, conceted or egotistical fashion.

I thought she was dope, turns out she was a complete wankress.

by CJAMMER May 28, 2010

wankee

a wannabe yankee

Someone who isn't American, but wants to be. This is also synonymous with a wanker, but wanting to be American automatically suggests as such.

Look at all these wankees at the embassy.

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004