Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.

by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

walking time bomb

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment

They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012

Waining

To long out the ting, sesh, or gathering with an unacceptable excuse that further enrages the party against the one who is “waining”.

“This man is waining the boys i swear, i dont know why this creases me.”

by WettyWain July 1, 2018

china's final warning

"China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.

Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''

Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''

by TaiwanNo1 August 3, 2022

warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.

I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.

by Brjtlc April 28, 2010

Four Minute Warning

The rumbling of your stomach and feeling in your bowels that lets you know that you're going to take a dump in the very, very near future. A four minute warning is also the amount of time the UK public would get between the start of a nuclear attack and the first impact.

Christ, I've just had the four minute warning. Find me a toilet quickly or I'm going to shit myself.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

elephant walking

the act of a group of guys walking around in public holding on to one anothers penises.

dude, we went elephant walking the other day at the play ground. all the kids were staring at us.

by Kevin223 January 17, 2009