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Wal-Mart

The store you can return anything to.

Hillbilly day care.

A store where morons work.
Hey Billy Bob, lets return this 40-year-old can of soup to Wal*Mart!
by Bz June 19, 2003
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Wal-Mart

Large Parasitic Conglomeration which appeals to over-zealous patriots, white trash, poor people and rednecks. They are famous for selling the retarded versions of name-brand products.
Wyett and Desiree went to Wal-Mart for new NASCAR tank-tops.
by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004
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Wal-Mart

The ultimate Red-Neck daycare center, features cheap prices, a McDonalds, and all the tire and car support you'll ever dream of.
After Bill was tired of having sex with his cousin, he went to the local Wal-Mart to get a tire change and a Big Mac for less than $10.
by Juan Soto June 20, 2007
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Wal-Mart

A dumb-ass store where people go to get cheap shit for more than it's worth. Usually, ghetto-dwellers and rednecks come for the super-clearance specials.
Wal-Mart: Pure cheap evil.
by insanelinkinparkchick December 18, 2004
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wal mart

a store where cheap ass people shop at.
guy 1: dude, i need to buy some clothes
guy 2: lets go to the mall
guy 1: naw, i dont have a lot of money
guy 2: i guess we're off to wal mart
guy 1: good choice!!! they ALWAYS HAVE LOW PRICES
by Sergei A December 28, 2005
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Wal-Mart

A place where they won't let kids buy Halo, but selling shotguns to every redneck who hobbles in there is perfectly moral and acceptable.
Wal-Mart Employee: Sorry son, This here rule book says I can't sell ya this here TV-game thingy, but how 'bout I show you our fine selection of shotty-guns?
by Gizwidget May 15, 2007
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wal-mart

1.A great place to bounce balls and piss off employees
2.A place i hate to go to because u go in and want only a few things and end up paying 400 dollars.
3.A place that almost everyone goes to but complains about it. seriously ppl if u dont like it then why go there?
John: i threw this red ball across the aisle and some lady yelled at me, it was great!

Mary: ok kids wait here ill be back in a few minutes.
::3 hours later:: sry i just had to get some extra things and this time i only spent 400$!! what a bargan!

Man walking into wal-mart: god i hate this place, oh well
by Jeffrop6691 June 11, 2006
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