Wagon burner

Slang, used to offend Natives.
However, at least they weren't the ones engulfed in flames=D

Hey wagon burner ...
Hey F*&k-Face your ancestors are the ones who burnt=D

by Z-B June 24, 2009

Wagon Wheel

A.K.A. The starfish, usually covered with chocolate. Should remain an EXIT ONLY for men, Optional for female.

I Cramed my cock in her wagon wheel

by DR. Know October 15, 2003

Wagon Rut

A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.

Those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut

by T-Luo July 18, 2007

wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.

Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."

by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 20, 2007

Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012

Wagon Wheeling

To go out drinking at gay bars. Derived from The John Waters movie Female Trouble. Aunt Ida tries to persuade her straight nephew Gator to go to the Wagon Wheel , a gay bar. She implores him "Come to Wagon Wheel bar with me?!"

" let's go Wagon Wheeling!" Or " shall we go wheeling?"

by Izzy Hirschorn May 11, 2014

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020